paleopath

a person EXTREMELY OBSESSED with dinosaurs, Jurassic park, and other tings with even vague relation. approach with caution or not at all if possible. they are quite rare in extreme forms and often wont show symptoms without provoking . though sometimes there are severe cases that cause the inflicted person to bring dinosaurs under any circumstance! these people are highly dangerous and should never be openly approached in any condition!

dont go near that guy.
why?
i think he's a paleopath...

by dilophosaur king May 15, 2017

Palebo

When someone is being extra, annoying and outright stupid

Pronounced: Pah-Lee-Bow

Damn Chris quit being so damn palebo

by YourBoiPalebo April 20, 2018

paleapable

“People that believe “

We the paleapable are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony

by Itookanoath May 7, 2018

pale danger

Beautiful white women.

I can't help it, I'm in love with a pale danger.

by AZStorm May 22, 2018

Palcel

"Pal Celibate"
Males who have few to none real male friends they can have an interesting conversation with and engage in activites

He spends his whole day on twitter because he's a palcel

by Best Friend Artist_Palcel June 5, 2018

Paleoporn

1. Porn involving old people or at least one old person.
2. A euphemism for anyone over age 30 getting laid.
3. A way to insult someone by letting them know they're banging a dinosaur.

My roommate spent last night shooting paleoporn until 2 am.

Wow, she's hot. Like Jurassic hot. When did you get into paleoporn?

by Human paraquat June 23, 2018

palase

One who has a cock that resembles a tuna can

My poor friend Brian has a Palase cock.

by Byanks May 9, 2018