one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 12, 2017

Wrong Side

Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.

-"Did you see that Beyoncé lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"

-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"

~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"

by MagickDio March 02, 2010

dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper May 20, 2007

side tit

When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.

Jeromy was shaggin' some diseased bitch and got some side tit.

by Pete Schmakus February 22, 2004

Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 27, 2019

Tortilla on the Side

A side chick or side dick of Latin American descent.

Did you hear about Rebecca? She got a tortilla on the side.

by perrserker November 19, 2019

Side Demon

When a GAN (Generative Adversarial Network) type AI creates a face of a human being based on countless samples of what a face should look like. The face often looks good ...symmetric - however due to millions of random human photos samples where the subject sometimes has a person next to them by the side (not always fully in frame) the AI tends to "average" this out. This results into realistic faces in frame with a percentage of results showing deformed lubberkin flesh-lobes beside.

GANs are super cool!

Examples:
thispersondoesnotexist.com
twitter.com/wedontexisthere

Bruh check out this super hot girl made by AI, would you date that?

Nah dude that side demon looks like a conjoined twin thats eating her face

by alasdairvfr January 15, 2022