on and off texter

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010

Off the Booklist

Legitimate (legit) or real. Opposite of fake.

That man is straight off the booklist!

I wouldn't joke about this. It's off the booklist.

by CrashCore December 7, 2009

Mac off

Yorkshire slang meaning massive or large.

"I had this proper mac off sandwich!"

by choly7 March 19, 2012

beat off

masturbate, jack off

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

bugger off

One of the many ways to tell some one to go away!

Bugger off you are annoying me!

by Sydney Sider May 17, 2008

Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

by nevarine July 5, 2011

blown off

To make plans with an individual and cancel those plans (or not show up) because something more appealing came up.

Person A: "I'm not going to make dinner tonight because I heard of a sale at Tiffany's"

Person B: "Man, I just got blown off!"

by Marco Tesla February 11, 2007