death note

A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.

Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out

by LagunaBolt July 3, 2007

g note

1. $1000
2. One thousand Dollars

Yo, that hoopty was a g note.

Bitch stole a g note from my crib

by good looks August 22, 2008

Facebook suicide note

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.

Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011

Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).

All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.

by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008

c note

1.A $100 bill
2.a rapper from the Bahamas(you might of not heard of him yet, but hes good)

1.Your wife gave me a c note for giving her head.
2.Damn, C Note freestyles for 15 minutes

by c note March 22, 2005

post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

Scruffy Note

Five pound notes always seem to be in bad condition when you recieve them.

Nickname for a (£5) five pounds note.

Man 1:Oi dickhead you owe me ten pounds!
Man 2:No i dont i already payed you a scruffy note so i owe you one more.

by Callan. December 8, 2009