Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up

I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

by BillyBSevenOne July 3, 2022

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.

Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .

by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 9, 2023

Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.

My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa

by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017