ninerweb

Combination of two words, ninernet and intraweb. Meaning a web of information.

Porn can be found on the ninerweb

by andrey September 16, 2004

Ninjorgy

The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.

Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.

The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.

The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.

"I'm a ninja!"

"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."

by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008

ninjarig

To fix something using duct tape, super glue, or zip ties

I broke my brake lever on my bike so I had to ninjarig it in order to be able to stop

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

ninjedic

a state of being that exemplifies the characteristics of both a ninja, and a jedi knight. physical agility/dexterity, expert aim, varied skills (being good at one or two sports/games is NOT ninjedic), strong moral ethics, and very strong mental power are often the most noticeable indicators of this trait.

someone who is truly ninjedic is humble, and will not tell everyone that they are ninjedic...it will already be known.

big guy: "i can't believe i knew which card it was that i randomly picked from the deck...and how i was able to get it to stick into that tree by throwing it....i don't get it."

small fry: "it was ninjedic."

by mentalmagnate May 26, 2009

ninner natter

When a group of people raise their voices all at the same time and you cannot concentrate on the current task....

Hey guys can you please stop the ninner natter for 5 bejesus minutes so I can get this done!!!!!

by samwise gamgee9 February 5, 2010

ninjareap

The act of writing a run on sentence which consists of untrue statements without any sort of punctuation. Many times there are several unrelated topics rolled into one ninjareaped paragraph.

Below is an example of a ninjareaped statement:

duck is a common name for cooked shellfish some features of the xbox 360 are xbox live and blu-ray capabilities I like cheese and crackers

by bbbbbbeeeeee June 23, 2010

Nintern

Ask a ninja created this word. A ninja intern, works for Ninja.

Is that a typo? Nintern, you're now dead. *stare*

by theredninjaIStheboss April 12, 2011