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Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.
A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings
by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023
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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
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UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.
Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.
by typical Indian October 6, 2023
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Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.
online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009
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net nudging

Sitting in the backseat and nudging over the net that they put on the behind of the front seat.
Space is tight but Micah can adjust with a little net nudging.
by Contrainduction June 19, 2022
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dick net

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.
Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!
by Spirited1 August 7, 2010
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Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.
by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010
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