Balls in my face 

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

Balls in my face by Ruperts January 7, 2020

eat my ass and balls 

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

eat my ass and balls by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

nigga balls in my mouth 

A phrase used to say you love somebody.

Cesar you a nigga balls in my mouth
-from Ryder

nigga balls in my mouth by Tyrone Smith October 18, 2020

Balls to my life 

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

Balls to my life by Foohtube February 23, 2011

balls in my mouth 

An exclamation usually meant to convey disappointment or dissatisfaction. It is used to equate with a misfortune with having a man force his testicles into your mouth.

After getting a low grade on the exam, he said "Well balls in my mouth!"

balls in my mouth by ballsinmyfuckingmouth October 2, 2007

My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

My dick and balls are out. by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008