red sky at mourning

a metalcore band straight out of smalltown ,california (a.k.a Orinda). comibing the soothing sounds of bane, and the intensity of miles davis

put a gun to my broken heart, and stare through me as you pull the trigger - to yobtar with love-----off of the Guns Of Autumn E.P.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Mourning Wood

It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'

Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.

by katzdogma July 22, 2007

morse code

Having sexy intercourse with several people in your work, and never breathe a word to anyone.

He nailed everyone in HQ and kept it in Morse Code.

by parkay September 24, 2004

Morses

One or more infected or viral wounds on a person's genitilia.

Origin- Talking on the phone about horses, and the rest is history..

Guy 1- "Dude, check out those morses on that guy's scrotum!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I know, those are hella wicked!"

by BJK July 10, 2004

morse code

the process of determining, with the repeated and careful tapping of one's finger on a girl's asshole, if that girl is into anal sex

if done properly, each tap should go slightly deeper than the last

"She was laying on top of me and I wondering was if she's into anal, so I gave her the morse code."

by Dbonn June 13, 2007

mournabration

An event that marks sad and happy events simultaneously; both a mourning and a celebration.

My best friend since preschool just got a fabulous new job in a city 3,000 miles away, we're going to her mournabration party.

by KM-CF-EH December 9, 2008

Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010