dirty moonchez

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez

Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."

by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

moochflix

a movie, generally from a mail dvd distributor such as netflix, which was packaged for return, but instead borrowed or taken without the subscriber's knowledge, watched, and then placed back in the mail less than 24 hours later, giving the appearance that the movie was just slow in returning.

Note: tampering with US mail is a federal crime

Robin: Dude, I got a terrible movie from moochflix last night.
Andy: Bra, you should never get your moochflix from Tim's mailbox. All he watches are romantic comedies.

by sippymccloy July 17, 2007

Mooshbag

Somone who is a a genius, who is loveable and friendly.

"You see that person over there taking that old lady across the road? She's definitely a mooshbag."

by youmeat695 December 23, 2011

Moonch

Having a small bite of a friends meal.

Bigger than a bite but not a monch

May I have a moonch of your sandwich?

by Pregercorn July 12, 2019

squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 3, 2004

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

Moocha

One who it seems with no set purpose or goal, wanders about to their hearts content, usually with the secret aim of stumbling across a nearby pub.

"I'm gonna go for a mooch about."
"Okay, you Moocha."

"Who's that bloke? he looks lost."
"Oh, that's Moocha. Don't worry, he always looks like that."

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