Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

by JossyF March 17, 2011

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.

"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".

by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

Monkey D. Luffy

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.

"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy

by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020

monkey nigga

A black person that acts goofy.

Guy 1: guacamole penis hamburger sock
Guy 2: ayo stop acting like a monkey nigga

by Anonymthx January 29, 2021

Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

Hood Monkey

Someone who trys to act gangsta but can't get it right.

That guy thinks he's so gangster he's a hood monkey.

by Ilovecats23 March 7, 2015