Micra

A British-produced car made by Nissan, the Micra was intented to be a cheap, reliable and fun car. Unfortunately, due to a large percentage of the drivers being women, it now has an incredibly bad reputation.

Joyce crashed her brand new Micra into a deer.

by Rowan Wilson February 16, 2004

Lionel Migration

If you click the random button on Urban Dictionary, Lionel Migration is more likely to come up. The random button might as well be called Lionel Migration.

A: Oh crap! Not again!
B: What?
A: Lionel Migration!
B: WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

by Alice-Jane October 16, 2008

migraine

A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.

Examples

I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.

I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.

I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.

I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.

by someonesafan80 April 24, 2011

Mira

a reckless driver; especially someone who rear ended you

Stop being a mira and drive like a sane person.

by ponybony99 June 1, 2015

mira mesa

Arguably one of the most uninteresting places in San Diego, that is, unless you love giant fish market superstores, old asian men who have an extreme difficulty grasping the complexity of proper english, and absolutely hate good parties.

It is the retarded and ugly step sister (bore to the father by a mentally incapacitated Taiwanese hooker {five dolla, make you holla}) of Scripps Ranch.

Also see: boring, asian, lame, Honda Civic.

Ling Ling: We can either go Bowleen, to moovees, or to de Jamma Juuuse. Das eet.

by Dinosaurus June 13, 2005

migraine

the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.

but you promised that we would get married soon!

bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.

by ashley juergens July 12, 2010

Great Migration

It's when you put your anus up to a girls vigina and you shit right into it until she's full.

Me and Jane had a great migration last night when you left.

by Itsss Bradddley October 21, 2010