The small militant faction of homosexuals at your place of school, hobby, work, or any other local scene. Lead by the faggot captain. Their soul pourpose is to mob you with gayness wherever you go relentlesly until you kill them or join their ranks. The fag militia takes no prisoners.
There is no award holding fag militia to be emphasized over another. You know when you see them and you can feel them coming.
by Butkus November 30, 2006
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I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017
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The local NAPA store has a fleet of 8 minitrucks including 5 S10's and 3 Rangers. They'll run forever.
by jimmydeen October 9, 2008
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Get the minitia mug.A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
by creasicle May 29, 2010
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Get the Militant nipples mug.The nastiest, most fucked up place in the universe... all the rooms in my barracks had had a roach problem. Kids get in fights everyday. Drugs run rampant through the campus including coke, Xanax, painkillers etc... 7 students known as the chain of command run each company of 50 other cadets! the whole experience was similar to the “Stanford prison experiment” my first week a kid got hit in the face with a 8 ball during a fight! 5 younger student were raped throughout my stay there and nothing happened... there are tons of lawsuits online against this school. THIS PLACE IS FUCKED UP! NEVER SEND YOUR CHILD HERE!
Jake- have you seen brad? I haven’t seen him all year!
Anthony- you didn’t hear?! Brad got sent to Camden military academy and no ones heard from him sense...
Jake- HOLY SHIT! I’ve heard of this place before! My cousin went there and got sodomized! He’s still fucked up today...
Anthony- you didn’t hear?! Brad got sent to Camden military academy and no ones heard from him sense...
Jake- HOLY SHIT! I’ve heard of this place before! My cousin went there and got sodomized! He’s still fucked up today...
by VWAAL May 12, 2018
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