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Nano Midget

1: A person (male or female), who is extremely short and has narcissistic tendencies similar to that of a chihuahua. They usually come in the form of annoying , stupid siblings. 2: An insult used towards people who are short and thick as fuck boi
Get down from the table you stupid fucking Nano Midget!
by Master Of The Soul Stone November 1, 2018
mugGet the Nano Midgetmug.

Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
mugGet the Midget Fishingmug.

crim midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget
by Frugglenug September 7, 2014
mugGet the crim midgetmug.

pimpin' the midget

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.
by HumorU2 February 27, 2015
mugGet the pimpin' the midgetmug.

the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017
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Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.
We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.
by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019
mugGet the Midget Treemug.

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.
Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.
by Realvimshady March 31, 2019
mugGet the Slappin midgetsmug.

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