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Mentelligent

Alternative to a ‘moron
The leadership was mentelligent enough to pay for the invoice of the service they didn’t avail.
by XiViX June 22, 2025
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Melted

incredibly ugly individual, usually for those who look absolutely horrible and unsaveable
Yo bro Angie is so melted”
by yamma da mamma August 6, 2025
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Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.
I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.
by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026
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Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.
I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.
by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026
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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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you melted

-you're a mess

-you're attractive, hot, fineeee
by brina_214 April 3, 2016
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fs melted

what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something
by Sk8rshrek March 23, 2019
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