mentarbate

Derivative of "masturbate."

The act of indulging in "analysis paralysis" when you should be getting things done instead. Possibly coined by Ryan Davis. A distant cousin of the verb "to bikeshed."

A: "I dunno, dude. The iPhone is sexy, but this Android phone comes with lasers."
B: "You've been debating this choice for weeks. Are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?"

by bropocalypse October 21, 2010

mentalated

the term used for when someone has turned mental.

e.g. oh my god that sock poo has totally mentalated her!!
or...
wow he has completely mentalated.

by mental lass April 25, 2006

Mentalbate

verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.

2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.

DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.

by mrz February 24, 2009

[mentalation]

The use extreme brainpower to solve any given problem.

Jose:You got the answer to #1?
Sampson: Hold on man, I'm doing some serious mentalation right now!

by Right or Wrong? December 15, 2008

Mentalating

Expressive feeling related to the mind, cause: mental ventilation. To explain the thought process via feelings about thoughts.

She was feeling so good with her boyfriend, she could say anything with ease, as freely as a new born bird with thoughts she was hyper-mentalating.

by SunnyJo July 4, 2010

menthalated

When you put one menthol cigarette in a pack of regular cigarettes. It becomes menthalated.

menthalated

by Yeeboi December 10, 2015

Mentalation

When you think past two

"I just commit Mentalation."

"I'm calling the police."

by mama joe mama joe nuts January 20, 2022