mentarbate

Derivative of "masturbate."

The act of indulging in "analysis paralysis" when you should be getting things done instead. Possibly coined by Ryan Davis. A distant cousin of the verb "to bikeshed."

A: "I dunno, dude. The iPhone is sexy, but this Android phone comes with lasers."
B: "You've been debating this choice for weeks. Are you gonna mentarbate some more, or just buy one already?"

by bropocalypse October 21, 2010

mensturbate

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.

masturbate + menstruate

by adderall April 11, 2004

Manturbate

The act of masturbation by violent punching of the penis.

I got so pumped watching the new Rambo, I had to go Manturbate for three hours

by TravisIsAFaggot December 21, 2008

Mentarted

Mental and retarded at the same dayme time.

My brother said I'm mental. I proclaimed I'm not mental, he then stated that I'm retarded no I'm not retarted he then claimed that im Mentarted and that's where it all started.

by HJ A.K.A NEXT January 8, 2023

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

by ugotskilled November 24, 2010

mentalbation

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)

1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008