saint mary high school 

A catholic highschool in Westfield that is filled with the most hottest baseball players you’ll ever meet. Most students who go here are actually assholes. The girls are sluts. The guys are fuckboys, and yet none of them can do it for state... Watch out for the priest patrol!!!

Did you see the Saint Mary high school baseball team?!? Total babes 10/10 would smash all

saint mary high school by Hunter Gio Quinn November 30, 2017

The Maury Povich Show 

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.

A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)

The Maury Povich Show by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Do it mary Boylen style 

To be with the same person as your sibling/have an affair

YO SHE DO IT MARY BOYLEN STYLE

Do it mary Boylen style by Cheese2pointo May 26, 2020

Merry-and-Pippin syndrome 

The phenomenon that, in a film adaptation of a book, certain characters are portrayed as a lot more stupid than they are in the book. Supposedly this is done to make the movie 'more entertaining', but it often annoys fans of the book.
The name is derived from Merry and Pippin, two characters in The Lord of the Rings who are a helluvalot more stupid in the film than they are in the books.

That Zaphod Beeblebrox is really suffering from the Merry-and-Pippin syndrome.

Merry-and-Pippin syndrome by Mr. British August 8, 2006

Mary Jane Twat-son 

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.

Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her

Mary Jane Twat-son by Tara and Colin March 1, 2022

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome 

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School 

The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.

Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene

I Have 6 quizzes/tests on the last 6.5 days of school because My school (Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School) Sucks ASS!!!!

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School by STMMSUCKS November 9, 2012