Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

by llvdoc December 16, 2025

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010