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Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.
Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"
by Lolburt August 21, 2021
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Compassionate quasi-libertarian

A dilettante who is interested in libertarianism, but would more often than not break with the philosophy, politics, and economics of libertarianism for supposed compassionate reasoning ; that comes from an opposing camp. They're a believer in the political doctrine that is libertarianism which emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy and in personal behavior where no one’s rights are being violated or threatened. Yet they are quick to cede their beliefs to appease opposing camps or to maintain supposed good optics.

This compassionate quasi-libertarian is oft associated with girouettism The practice of frequently altering one's views and opinions to follow current trends, bandwagonism The tendency to jump on the bandwagon, i.e. to join a craze or trend, sometimes for profit, or with someone who is dangerously softhearted or affrighted to argue into the weeds about into the trade offs, consequentialism, rule utilitarianism, etc.
The compassionate quasi-libertarian was scared to mention the third variable effect where this "Z" that wasn't mentioned in the study the debaters were discussing was more likely to influence "A" rather than "B" that was mentioned in the study, but the compassionate qusai-libertarian was scarred that he'd be accused of not wanting to help "A"; albeit, in his heart he believes that intervening with "B" wouldn't help "A" and if only the got around to intervening with "Z" instead of "B" than everything would be swell.
by MoribundMurdoch August 30, 2020
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Liberty

The idea that all men are created equal. By most standards this idea is negotiable, wherein no one has it fully, as of yet.
I want my liberty back please.
by JR Katz July 29, 2003
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Liberty Sunday

A event organized by ultra-Conservatives claiming to speak for all Christians. This event is closley allinged with the GOP, anit-gay extreamists, and one convicted Felon.

Like many other ultra-conservative events this confrence bogusly claims that Christianity is under attack by Radical Homosexuals. The sole purpose of these events is to promote homophobia in a attempt to presurve the GOP majority. The same radical righ-wing groups behind these events are the same ones behind the War on Christmas hoax.
"Liberty Sunday is a right wing hoax" cried Bob.
by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006
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internet libertarian

A smart ass on the internet that claims the economy can work itself out on its own, as long as there is no government regulation. This belief is usually based on the ECON 101 class they took a few years back. On closer inspection, most of the internet libertarian's facts don't check out.
Man, that guy on IRC was such an internet libertarian.
by Oolong Caloophid June 10, 2008
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Libertarian

One who wants the gov't to get the hell out of their lives
In Maryland, the Libertaian party is gaining a lot of support
by Bryan June 11, 2005
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liberty rat

A liberty rat is a mall rat but without a mall so that hang out in the liberty reading MAGA books and talking..
Dam.. I hate them kids that hang out in the teen zone at the liberty there a bunch of liberty rats
by Maxwell March 15, 2005
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