Kort

A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.

Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.

by bigtitties123 February 6, 2010

knorck

a knife spoon and fork

dude i just found my knorck has 3 of the best utensils never know when u need one

by brandon mcfall February 19, 2009

knorzer

n. - Greatness, especially involving something or someone of German descent, which is indisputable and leaves people in awe.

v. - To treat a situation respectfully and with consideration of others

1. Dirk Nowitzski has much knorzer, which attributes to his stardom and achievements.

2. The owner's ability to knorzer his decisions has helped his business become what it is today

by papabear14 September 22, 2011

Knotty Notes

A summary that simplifies concepts from a book dealing with the subject of human sexuality or relationships.

I just read the most fascinating book! I'll give you the Knotty Notes.

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014

knirt

A top (normally worn by a female) consisting of front part shirt, rear part knitwear hence knirt

I just purchased a knirt from a shop. Its part shirt, part knitwear

by Carolian April 24, 2015

kortana

Kortana holds the key to you heart, is the most loyal person you will meet and is hotter then a Jalapeno pepper, you will never want her to leave you because if you hurt her she will stab you in the back

Guy 1: oh my god look at kortana can't she just marry me already .
Guy 2: yea your right kortana is soooo hot !

by Sapphire Jade September 5, 2016

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016