Definitions by stall2
Deli marble rye
After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye
Deli marble rye by stall2 December 22, 2024
Marble rye
After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a Marble rye
Marble rye by stall2 December 22, 2024
Triple-Double
The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.
Triple-Double by stall2 October 25, 2019
pile of cannon balls
An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
pile of cannon balls by stall2 March 31, 2017
knotty branch
A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.
knotty branch by stall2 July 25, 2016