Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011

ass knickers

Assless jeans for old people

I bought my grandpa a pair of Ass Knickers for Christmas

by Legendkiller45 December 30, 2016

Nut knocked

To impregnate a female.

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.

Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”

by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Getting the wind knocked out of you

It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing

Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”

by Kgchandler07 November 3, 2019

Pony-kicked

The unexpected very strong high from weak marijuana; getting unusually drunk from fewer drinks than usual, very surprisingly.

Dude, Matt's on the floor already? Yeah, that Jack really pony-kicked him. What a pussy.

Want another hit? No, dog, I'm pony-kicked on this shit, what the funk?

by MJAMJA September 15, 2006