Kiwi

This is a girl who has had a rough past because some girl couldnt stand how utterly lovable she is. Kiwi has been through a ton of stuff that would make anyone depressed or even want to end their lives, but she still comes to school every day with that beautiful smile that could knock any man out with a single look. She is the strongest woman i have ever met, and i will continue to admire her witt and charisma. She is an amazing actor, a outstanding singer, and the world smartest person. Kiwi is a blond beauty who dosent let any get her down. She hugs, pokes, BITES, and licks almost everyones necks, arms or fingers. She has the funniest reaction to people touching her neck due to a mortal fear of it, and also hilariously fears the peacock. I am glad i have met this wonderful person and couldnt ask for a more special person to share a school with. Kiwi is amazing in everyway and anyperson who hates her is afraid of her. Everyone should love this crazy girl because she will always make you laugh or give you advice or even just listen to any of your problems no matter how small. she is special.

who is that loud person making noisies in the back of the class room?
oh thats just Kiwi of course.

why do you have teeth marks on you?
got a hug from kiwi.
oh haha yeah she does that.

who is that girl tripping in the hall?
Kiwi, yeah she's a cluts but she is a fantastic friend.

by NeverMetAGirlLikeHerILoveHer July 4, 2012

Kiwi Bird

-The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia
-a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin

The famous Reed Irwin / kiwi bird lives in PA.

by DEITZ May 13, 2005

Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard

Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011

Real Kiwi hours

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.

"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"

by YeetMyGuy May 5, 2018

kiwi

The word i've started to spread round dublin meaning 'vagina'.

Your ma sticks spoons in her hairy kiwi

by Wezz November 17, 2004

Kiwi 🥝

A great loving friend who will always stick with you no matter what. Shes very compassionate and has a beautiful personality. Not only is she fun to be around, but shes also very good at listening.

Avery: Have you seen that Kiwi 🥝

Anjelina: Yes, Kiwi 🥝 is amazing!

by I love you DJ Dad June 27, 2019

kiwi

fruit by any chance..Leaves a soure taste in ya mouth... Yum!!

by boob July 10, 2003