Kindergender

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.

"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."

by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020

Kinderegg

A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)

IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.

by Antonia (Ansga) Ansgariusson January 29, 2008

kangen waters

They are ionized alkaline and acidic waters produced through electrolysis. The Enagic water machine produces these waters. These waters can be used for various purposes, including drinking, cooking, beauty, and cleaning. "Kangen" means 'return to origin' in Japanese, and that is exactly what this extraordinary water does for your body.

I use and drink Kangen waters
With a pH of 8.5-9.5, this type of water is perfect for drinking and healthy cooking. It works to restore your body to a more alkaline state, which optimizes health.
Strong kangen alkaline water pH of 9.5
kangen alkaline water pH of 9.0
Neutral alkaline water pH of 8.5
Acidic water
Strong acidic water

by "I AM" miss Gale February 18, 2011

Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

kingersplash

the illest motha fucka this side of the mississippi he beats people up just b/c he feels like it, he slaps people with meat, but i have to agree he isn't to good with the ladies.... and oh yeah he is really good at writing hit records for example the pregnant girl song, Lil Jimmy crapped his pants, A.I.D.S.

yo did u see kingersplash the otehr day run over that alligator in his jeep

by kinger splash February 22, 2005

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020