Peace Keeper

Flat out pussy who doesn’t like conflict

“I’m the Peace Keeper”

by Thor69 August 17, 2018

[gate keeper]

Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.

I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.

I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.

I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!

by fuk$ August 15, 2008

keekles

When you try not to laugh and you smerk.

but you laugh a little bit and sounds like static.

by ..... October 22, 2003

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

Keebler

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Keeley out

To Keeley out is to either arrange a meeting with enthusiasm, only to not turn up (or as skaters and hippys might say; bail') , or to attend said meeting, only to leave shortly afterwards, usually to watch some inane programme on television.

The usuage originates from famous Physicist Leslie Keeley, who invented a medical treatment for alcoholism, but spent so much time performing operations that she would often forget to hang out with her bois. She died in 1965.

See also, Keeley Shift"

"hey, I know you have an important exam today, but you'd better not Keeley out on us"
"ok I wont"
"yes you will, you always do you nob"

by sbccrew October 20, 2009

Keneplex

Keneplex is the number 10^9754

A large and abundant number

There's a Keneplex number of possibilites

by Maine05 August 7, 2017