A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.
Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
by mami_so_reCkless October 21, 2008
Get the Kaplan mug.The second most dangerous weapon ever created (The most dangerous is of course the lightsaber but they're hard to find.) assuming the weilder can hear the breath of all things, smell the cutting wind or feel reiatsu,chakra or ki.
Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.
Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.
So... I don't want to brag but one time I used one of these to deflect a nuclear warhead into outer space. You wouldn't have heard about it because the government covered it up.
Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."
Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."
by Ramfar July 29, 2011
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by cheeseplease17 November 3, 2016
Get the Kaelan mug.She's a great girl. Always involved with sports. She's super smart but doesn't act like it at times. You'd be lucky to have someone like her in your life. She's super pretty. At the same time she's very down to earth and she doesn't let little things get to her. She's someone you can trust.
by goodatdefintions January 6, 2019
Get the Kaelan mug.When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.
It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.
by PetrVs April 25, 2011
Get the Kaplan Shuffle mug.She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.
Get you a kalanie.
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