Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011

Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.

Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

by killadilla31 July 5, 2014

kaisu

A Vocaloid ship pairing: Kaito x Aisu (ice cream)

This fic has my crack OTP: KAISU! xD

by Kaito is Best October 20, 2015

kaisson

A black male that looks like a bear. His favorite word fuck is to show his love for a beautiful woman named Karla.

I told kaisson to leave so he could fuck Karla!

by Seemorebutts June 20, 2016

kahiser

A bitch teacher who has humougus boobs who gives no shits and basiclly a smaller version of Dr.Anderson YA SHE IS PRETTY BIG BOOBS BUT A FLABBY ASS

DAMMMM DAINEL BACK AT IT AGAIN AT FUCKING MS.KAhiser,ALSO GETTinG A F IN HER CLASS

by XXAIDZ69XX December 11, 2016

Kaiser dawg

When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.

Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?

by 1738 breezy 16 December 17, 2016

Kais

An extremely talented and nice person. If you meet a guy called Kais hold on to him. He's smart, good looking and perfect in every way. Also he's skilled at doing sports, martial arts and good at arts. Also

he's excellent at school.

A: Didn't you meet a guy last night?
B: Yes he's awesome!
A: What's his name again?
B: Oh ...I didn't tell you?... It's Kais! Beautiful, isn't it?

by Rio_scale December 31, 2016