Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

The Wrath of Kanner

A merging of the Wrath of Khan featuring the Hispanic American actor Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán y Merino KSG as Khan Noonien Singh the Artificial Rogue Superhuman Bioweapon Experiment, AKA: "The Starfleet Commander John Harrison", manipulated by the villainous sociopathic Starfleet Admiral Alexander Marcus (who completely used Khan's psychologically superhuman mental talents/gifts as his own personal weapon so marketing it and capitalizing it as his own) with the Kanner's autism diagnosis, knowing autism is very strongly connected with rage

Joe Turd: At least I'm no culturally insensitive retard, you misogynistic 'spic

Hispanic Batman: *Super-Saiyan*

MaNigga: "The Wrath of Kanner..." *and he so immediately just runs away in horror*

*Raging Super-Batman: T'MPH STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!*

*Batman the Super-Ragelord* kills *Joe Turd*

by AutismBlaggleTeam May 7, 2020

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

twist of kaine

Having to do with cokoine. Or a reference to it. Possibly beimg derived from hell satan or his demons. Refer to Danzigs song by the same name.

Got me a twist of kaine, n its got me feelin like im on speed!

by TheSandman45 July 16, 2022

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023