un tipico matematico noob q juega rs, y hace q sabe todo y es mas emo q todos les. dice a todos emo..el es king kafres.. el mas emo de todos
by Pato052 October 3, 2008
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Person #1- I think I'm gonna name my dog Kafka! Isn't that cute?
Person #2- NO!! Don't do that! Do you want your dog to live and die horribly!?
Person #2- NO!! Don't do that! Do you want your dog to live and die horribly!?
by mrDANnovak June 18, 2011
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by best friend of pennises December 19, 2010
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