Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
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(FINANCE) originally, a bond rated as not investment grade by a credit rating agency (e.g., Standard & Poor, Ernst & Young, or Moody's).
Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.
Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.
Michael Milken was the junk bond innovator who figured out how to make them an effective investment vehicle. Yes, he later went to jail for securities law violations.
by Abu Yahya September 1, 2010
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Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick
by sofakingdom13 May 28, 2010
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"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"
by P-biggy February 1, 2008
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flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
by duitbrains November 21, 2010
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