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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!
by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008
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Douche Bag Jones

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
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Star Jones

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.
"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."
by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004
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bridget jones

The british character created by Helen Fielding.
A 30 something "singleton" who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
Played by Renee Zellweger in two films "Bridget Jones Diary" and "Bridget Jones the edge of reason" co-starring Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.
She is such a bridget jones fan.
by KTW September 23, 2005
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Jonas Brothers

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??

Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008
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jonascest

"Jonascest," is the term used for fanfiction concerning members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, in homosexual relationships with each other.
As the members of the band are all brothers, these relationships are also incestuous.
The term, "Jonascest," comes from the combining of their last name, Jonas, with the word, "Incest."
The best Jonascest pairing is Joe/Nick. Though Joe/Kevin sometimes works. Better YET Joe/Nick/Kevin.
Further example-ness:
Joe kissed Nick roughly and pressed him against the cold shower tile. He couldn't wait for the hot, hardcore sex they would have later.
by ZooZoo Magee June 23, 2008
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Nick Jonas

the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 7, 2009
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