jinxdaart

very cool and #epic tiktoker thats very hip with the kids who is also amazing and #lit hit that epic dab please let my family go famsquad bae fam

human: wow this hit tiktoker seems pretty cool! their name is jinxdaart
other human: run

by not cryptidsouls January 18, 2022

Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.

Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!

by ozlad80 March 26, 2011

Slop Joint

A room, building, or facility that is considered a shit hole.
Can be used to describe somebody's place of work.

I have to clean up this slop joint before I go.

Hey do you want to hang out? No, I'm at work right now. My job is a total slop joint!

Holy shit this place is disgusting. How can you stand being in this slop joint?

by WL03091 July 1, 2011

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

emoti-jinx

2 or more people sending the same emoticon to each other at the same time

My friend and I sent eachother smiley emoticons simultaneously and she emoti-jinxed me, so I can't text until she texts me first.

by mplsbb January 8, 2014

Classy Joint

A Classy Joint is an item or location that can be considered classy, spiffing, or gentlemanly. May also be considered as something nice that you approve of.

Eoin: (Chugging a beer from a chalice)
Matt: That's a Classy Joint right there.

by Gravy boat balls March 16, 2017