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Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.
"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"I´m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"
Johan by Dildohunter123 March 6, 2016
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The most gorgeous girl in the world. Intelligent, sweet, tall, brunette, and hot, her radiant smile will make your day. Talking to her will make you happy when you are a naturally depressed person. Warning: her brown eyes will turn you to mush.
Dang, I wish I could date johanna.
He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘
Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!
Johan by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019

Johanalis 

johanalis is a girl who dates men that look like a flat pancake and was thrown up on, can throw someone out the window, loves to look like the rat from Ratatouille, looks like ur local garbage and can and will throw you all the way to china.
bob the builder: dude did you hear about that girl johanalis she is back dating that uggo pancake name raillou (ur twin).
Caillou: omg really, ew so gross. But we should be quiet so she dont throw us out the window.
Johanalis by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022

Johannesen 

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him
Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"
Johannesen by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017
A hot sexy latina you dont want to be your ex, though your a lucky ass guy if you have her.
"Johanee has a phat ass"
johanee by ItsyaboiPR54 May 12, 2018