jivel

A Romany (Gypsy)word which refers to a woman

Look at the Jivel's shoes.

by Dinlo Stanley November 10, 2006

Nigger Jives

Rap Music

I can't study for my final exam, the neighbor keeps blasting his nigger jives.

by Ranno! February 14, 2012

Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

Jives my chicken

is to upset, annoy, or interest someone to the point of blogging

The way that girl just tossed out her paper plate after using it for only 15 min really jives my chicken.

by munstache April 10, 2011

Jives with my graph

Something you say when something is cool or awesome

Brian: Bro, have you seen Uncle Gavin's new shirt? That really jives with my graph.
Gavin: What are you doing in my house?

by AvunculusGavin October 13, 2021

jivesh

This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."

1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"

(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way

by disembowel_meself_honorably September 19, 2017

Jivesville

(noun) 1. A villa where everything is black and white and all wives deserve a beating.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.

"Bang, zoom, straight to the Jivesville general hospital, Alice!"

by Gangardo September 30, 2006