Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

jive

to stab or be stabed several times in the pen with a makeshift knife called a shank or a jive

yo back the fuck the fuck of or i will jive your ass
your job is to sneek jives into the pen

by christopher palidino March 6, 2009

jive

1920s slang term for cannabis

The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!

All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019

Chewy Jive

Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.

Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!

by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024

jive

Effortlessly Cool: Describes something or someone with an air of effortless style, flair, or charisma. It’s the kind of cool that doesn’t try too hard but still stands out.

You’ve got to meet Jordan—he’s got that jive factor that makes everyone want to hang out with him.

by keymash August 18, 2024