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Jivesville 

(noun) 1. A villa where everything is black and white and all wives deserve a beating.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.
"Bang, zoom, straight to the Jivesville general hospital, Alice!"
Jivesville by Gangardo September 30, 2006
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Jamesville-DeWitt

High School outside of Syracuse known for its high population of Jews, lax bros, and basketball team. It is also known for its tendency NOT to recruit, but still be better athletically than CBA, its rival, which does recruit. Basically, JD is the best public school in Syracuse.
Where do you go to school?" "Jamesville-Dewitt." "Oh, so you're Jewish and rich?
Jamesville-DeWitt by CuseBball21 November 28, 2010

janesville,wi

It is a town in wisconsin 2 hrs north west of chicago famous for closing of gm plant and downcrease in classiness rapid increase in inter-racial couples high alcohol consumption rapid increase in drug addiction as well also famous for the janesvillians gang gta for life!!!!!!!!
Janesvillians is a well known gang on the south side of east los santos from grand theft auto they portray the underbelly of what the politicians of janesville,wi fail to see
janesville,wi by dertybullets November 27, 2013

Janesville Turkey Load 

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

Janesville 

A lame ass town in southern Wisconsin that nobody has ever heard of. If you have, then you probably need to get a life. OoOo piece uh candy!
A: Hey did you know that loser named Nick currently resides in Janesville?

B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.
Janesville by Nic C January 20, 2009

Janesville 

A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.
**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.
Janesville by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011

Jamesville

Jamesville is a small ass town located in North Carolina on the Roanoke River. Favorite past times of the area include hunting, mudding, and anything that involves alcohol. The locals often pass the time at the fire department turkey shoot, skipping rocks on the roanoke river, or putting whip antenas, pipes, or big wheels on their trucks.
I shot a 7 pointer in Jamesville.
Jamesville by jjjayycubb January 28, 2009
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