Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey

Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever

by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007

Jeter

a whore

Jeter blows.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

Jewster

Jewster is a jew that celebrates easter. You get the easter basket, you eat the candy, and you love Cadbury Creme Eggs, but you don't attend church and don't believe in the ressurection of Jesus.

A jew that celebrates easter. "I'm such a Jewster".

by Jewster2 March 21, 2009

Jesper

A typical danish male name, meaning 'the patriot'

Occasionally used by immigrants to insult their immigrant friends when they are being way too danish(integrated)

-Hey Jesper, how's your mom doing?

-You know Ali? he's such a Jesper!

by Jesper Andersen December 14, 2008

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005