jerk-off muscle 

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

jerk-off muscle by Joedaman March 19, 2010

jerk cream 

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

jerk cream by court dog June 11, 2006

jerk circle 

When a bunch of guys get in a circle and use their right hand to jerk the guy to their right off.

Go join a jerk circle!

jerk circle by kazaam! April 30, 2005

Jerk face 

Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".

"Oh snap, Darryl just broke up with Sha nay-nay a day before her birthday! He is such a jerk face!"

Jerk face by Nostradamus August 12, 2004

jerk wad 

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

jerk wad by drKarling July 2, 2004

jerk movies 

slang for porn, either on film or internet

"yo you got those jerk movies, son?"

jerk movies by Jayo August 15, 2004

Jerk-off 

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

Jerk-off by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005