JEEP

Jeep has 2 acronyms

acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem

Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.

guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!

by MynameJeff69 March 29, 2017

Jeevan

A big man that pulls girls left right and center. Most amazing Boyfriend and a real kind heart. He is sweet, and laid back. If you have an Jeevan, dont let him go, because you will always be the happiest girl on the planet. He has a extremely large dick that is used to get his way sometimes.

Awww who made you so happy today, it must’ve been a Jeevan

by Jdjsisndg July 31, 2018

Jeed

Jade Thirlwall's nickname, commonly used by Perrie with her Geordie accent or Mixers.

Jade: Pez, can we watch Aladdin?

Perrie: Sure, Jeed.

by redjerrie February 16, 2017

Jeebers

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

Naked Jeep Girl

Naked jeep girl is the username of a girl on ebanned who posts pics and vids of herself having sex with strangers, giving blow jobs in public, fucking guy after guy and letting everyone masturbate on her face or in her mouth. I didn't believe such a hoe existed until I found naked jeep girl. We messaged back and forth and I became so infatuated by this tramp when I found out she was a days drive away. One day I got to fuck her behind a dumpster on the asphalt at wall mart.

I got herpes from naked jeep girl

by Azzman66 April 16, 2019

jeebz

a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face (like butterhead/butterface). Originated from the movies "Men in Black" and "Men in Black 2" where there is a character named Jeebs whos head grows back after shot off.

"Mayne, she look good, but I onno if i'd tap dat cuz she's a jeebz most definately."

by C-Hud August 13, 2005