Jesus Jail 

Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.

Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."

Jesus Jail by Clover101 January 23, 2011

boyfriend jail

when a girlfriend forces you to say with them and do what they want to do. Most likely in a room watching a chick flick or playing a board game with only two people.

Mahdi had to watch a chick flick with his girlfriend in his room, can life in a relationship get anymore boring. Madhi was in boyfriend jail.

boyfriend jail by beachbro July 29, 2009

under the jail 

Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.

Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".

1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!

2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!

under the jail by pringram July 25, 2011

Facebook Jail 

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

Facebook Jail by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card 

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

Jerk Jail January 

For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life

James failed No Nut November so he gotta do Jerk Jail January

Jerk Jail January by Cqueso December 18, 2019

Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Horny Jail by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023