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jacksauce

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen
How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!
by berserker256 May 16, 2003
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Jack Thompson

a lawyer who defends kids in murder cases by claiming that video games brainwashed them into doing it. Where do I start with this one?

-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.

-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.

-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).

-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).

-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
by SPARTAN 117 November 11, 2008
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Jacksepticeye mood

When you feel like you want to see S*** explode
Guy1: Im in such a jacksepticeye mood today,
Guy2: Just come to my place, i have some grenades
Guy1: why do you have grenades?
Guy2: because im always in a jacksepticeye mood.
by doggydoply45 May 27, 2015
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Jackface

A term used to describe the contorted facial expression Matthew Fox's character, "Jack Shephard", makes when he is angry, yelling, or just plain acting crazy on the television show "Lost"
"Did you see that awesome Jackface Jack made when he was shooting at 'The Others' last night on Lost?"
by Bob the Rook July 30, 2008
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Laughing Jack

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.
Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.
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Jacko

Fecking legend!!! King Of Pop best artist there ever was and ever will be!
Bad, Thriller, Invincible, HisStory, Off The Wall so on!
by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004
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Jack the Camera Guy

The amazing camera man for TAI TV and The Academy Is... in general
Jack the Camera Guy needs to put out the new TAI TV!!!!
by [santi]love September 30, 2007
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