mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

by slanski March 19, 2008

MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.

If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007

Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

Mud pusher

Some one that Does homosexual things

Justin is a mud pusher he snapped tony a pic with his shirt of with a kissy face

by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 14, 2017

Mud People

A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.

I’m not dealing with any Mexicans. Their mud people

by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023

Mud money

Money earned in the concrete industry

Rise and shine, gotta make some mud money today.

by Concrete_Syndicate January 13, 2019