mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.
dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet
by slanski March 19, 2008
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Mud Sally

When one eats out the asshole of another and then it appears they have been eating melted chocolate.
Angie: Dillon, have you been eating a copious amount of chocolate?
Dillon: No, Mom. I performed a mud sally with Derick at Littlefield Park.
by Benjamin Schroeter January 16, 2008
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Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.
Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.
by Joe mosler September 24, 2009
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Babies in the Mud

Busting a hot cum load in someone’s ass.
I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
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Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
by Shirtman22 February 19, 2020
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Mud Rudder

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.
Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.
by Scotty By Nature December 14, 2011
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mushin' the mud

Do you think John is gay?
- Yea, i heard he's into mushin' the mud...
by mudmusher247 April 05, 2011
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