Hype Colby

An Alabama male who failed at joining RED RESERVE. He enjoys his cousin a little to much. Works 24 hour shifts everyday and wants to suck Jev off.

Hype Colby kisses guys.

by Twitch tv / Xingo_ October 6, 2019

Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

hypebeast

Someone who overhypes something and says it's way better than it actually is.

Person 1: THIS (Insert something) IS THE GOAT.

Person 2: I mean, it's good but nowhere near goat
Person 1: SHUT UP, ITS AMAZING

Person 2: Goddamn hypebeast

by GalaxyLurker December 25, 2015

Hyper Ironic

Anything really that has no point, but subjectively is ironic solely for being there.

Meme Man: This table is Hyper ironic
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me

by Slunker's Baby November 20, 2016

i-hype

Refers to the blatant gimmick used by computer and telecommunications corporations of presenting their product as being cutting edge and cool by adding an "i" to the start of the product name. The excuse given usually being that the product is "internet capable" even though many other similar products of have been "internet capable" for years without their manufacturers believing it necessary to emphasize the fact by putting on an "i" on the beginning of the name.

Hey, man, are you gonna buy one of them new iphones?

What's the 'I' for?

It's 'I' like in Internet.

Um, so? Cellphones with internet links have been around in Japan and South Korea for at least 4 years before that thing came out. I-this, I-that. Wtf? More damn i-hype!

by Wataru108 January 20, 2009

Hella Hyped

to be so hyped your hyped factor turns into a hella hyped! Discovered while snowboarding at big sky montana. realized to have a good time all the time, all u have to be is hella hyped. get your whole crew hyped.. hella hyped

Bobby: Yo Earnie, you hyped today?

Earnie: Na bro I be HELLA HYPED, lets go pull some ho ho's in the pipe.

by matman 5000 December 22, 2009

Lisa Hype

In Jamaica this means to perform fellatio. To suck a dick; to give head; to give a man a blowjob. Also may be associated with Lisa Swiping which is the action of performing fellatio. This is named after a female DJ in Jamaica who whose photo was posted on the internet; the photo shows her performing fellatio on a man.

English: Hey Baby come on and give me a lisa-hype, you know I like that.
Jamaican Creole: Hey gyal come gi mi a lisa hype, a dat mi love.

Girl, da lisa hype deh did good, my dick is spotless and clean as hell. I cum about 40 times in your mouth. Thanks!!

by Lisa Hyper January 16, 2010