Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

by anonymous January 14, 2022

hyper-edging

the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.

The light created by his hyper-edging session could be seen from miles.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

hyper replication

someone pays a guy to design a killer tattoo, then they take it to a tattooer to be replicated. The tattooer posts the pic of the tattoo on social media. Someone then draws that tattoo (but smaller) then takes it to the same tattooer to be done again only smaller and upside down...now it has been 'hyper replicated'.

My new tattoo is a {hyper replication} of a tattoo that I saw on social media.

by LadyFuckery January 21, 2018

Blind Hyper

In Game Leader of the professional e-sports PUBG Mobile team "BLIND" who also won the PMCO 2020 and 2021. Uses the 5 finger claw method including the Gyroscope and have achieved Conqueror rank 14 times in a row. A very intelligent, young player who has high potential to this platform. It is claimed that this young role model of thousands earns approximately 3 figures of USD/ month. A person who did 2 charity streams in year 2020 and 2021 to support 2 Young minds suffering from spinal muscular atrophy in South India.

Blind Hyper will always be a role model to PUBG mobile gamers

by Blind Psycho December 10, 2021

Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

hyper bed

Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty

Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying

by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017