Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Doing a Hegarty

When you wait until everyone gets up to leave and then you go take a piss and leaving them to wait l

‘Hey guys sorry just I’m just doing a Hegarty’

by Kitty3108 August 31, 2018

james joeseph hegarty

James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man

A James Joeseph Hegarty is a hot guy that always knows when you're upset

by EthioPians October 27, 2018

Lox and Hegels

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 1, 2019

SANIC THE HEGEHOG

Is when someone is too fast, soooooo fast, that person likes to run, RUUUUUUN, he is faster than everyone because everyone SUCKS but SANIC THE HEGEHOG DOESN'T.

WOW HE IS SO FAST HE MIGHT BE A SANIC THE HEGEHOG.

by Rangercito July 23, 2022

SANIC THE HEGEHOG

A SANIC THE HEGEHOG IS SOmEoNE rEAlLY FasT thAT LIKes TO MAKE FUnYY JOkes , He ISS SoOOOOooo Fast SO BUT SOOOOOOOO FAST, everyone is slow BUT HE IS NOT.

wow he so fast poggggggg he might be a sanic the hegehog.

by Rangercito July 23, 2022

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025