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The brown ring around a person’s anus that many porn stars bleach for appearance. Many people believe that the name originated from a college football team located in Iowa and is based upon their poor performance, however the name comes from the puckering effect bleach has upon the anus when first applied, making it look like the eye of hawk.
Goldie Cox, a famous porn star nearing the end of her career decided to bleach her hawkeye in an attempt to gain a stronger following.
Hawkeye by DCbigguy October 10, 2011
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Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.
wow, we love our hawkinator!!

Compassion Hawk 

A mohawk that you can wear in a corporate environment, because you donated your hair to a co-worker who lost her own hair due to cancer
Why does Sarah have a MoHawk at work? It's Ok, Thats a compassion hawk...check out Cheryls new wig isnt it stunning.
Compassion Hawk by Bleach for Blood February 22, 2011

Like A Hawk 

To describe a charicteristic of something or someone by comparing it to a hawk even when the subject you're describing has no similarity to a hawk.
"Did you see The Killers show last night?"

"Yeah, their bassist plays Like A Hawk"
Like A Hawk by Josh Cooney February 28, 2009
Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
hawkins by computerscientits April 3, 2017
A mohawk that is never spiked, and is off to one side with the rest of the head, and the back of the head, shaved.
guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that this guy named OSSISS invented the lazy hawk?"

guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."
lazy hawk by OSSISS March 1, 2011

Hawk Harrelson 

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)
Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...