hat shower

Instead of a taking a shower or shampooing one's hair in the morning (generally due to tardiness), simply wearing a baseball cap over one's ratty hair.

Dude, I was late for class, so I had to take a hat shower.

by Tricky February 5, 2008

hat trick

When someone runs to the bathroom and pisses, shits, and vomits all during the same trip. Usually associated with being very very drunk.

Harry drank half a bottle of 151 and pulled off a hat trick

by psychomnkydragon April 23, 2006

hat trick

taking three shits in one day

I pulled off a hat trick: one when I woke up, after lunch, and after dinner.

by HatTrickAccomplished August 29, 2011

hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.

Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.

by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019

Hat dog

A dog who is wearing a hat in a timely fashion flexing it on any body. If a dog is wearing a visor it is not considered a hat dog. Hat dogs are cute dogs that like fashion and being kewl

My dog is a hat dog because she where’s sombreros to parties.

by Sara Smythe January 30, 2020

Hat flick

Racist action used after saying something offensive

He called the group of black people the n-word then hat flicked

by Yagiyagi January 5, 2021

hat up

To wear a condom.

"Did she make you hat up?"

by Seros February 21, 2009