pronounced: ham-mick
-noun-
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
-noun-
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
by Nuclear Tank Tactory March 27, 2009
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A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."
Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."
Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."
Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
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Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?
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by Scariott October 26, 2010
Get the cracker tom hammock mug.The type of harmonica a black or uneducated person (i.e. homeless person) plays expecting pay for the shit they compose.
by A-Dawg1995 April 26, 2011
Get the Harmonigga mug."Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006
Get the blob hammock mug.Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.
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