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hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Natural Harmonia Gropius 

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.
Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"

lobster harmonica 

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.
"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals
lobster harmonica by Astroturd July 31, 2010

Playing the Hairy Harmonica 

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.