by 7PMBedtime June 15, 2024
Get the harukayin mug.A made up festival which both christian’s and jews can rejoice in the holiest month of december ( give eachother presents)
What are you doing for hanukkahmas
by therealdinosaur December 6, 2024
Get the Hanukkahmas mug.So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024
Get the Hanukkah story mug.Born in 1997, in Nagaoka, Niigata.
From an early age, Sakurai Haruka developed more slowly compared to his peers.
His overprotective parents would not accept that their child had developmental delays, and did not provide him with an educational environment suited to his needs.
The gap in developmental achievements between him and his peers kept widening, so much so that when Haruka reached 15 years old, he could still not adequately read kanji.
It was around that time that his parents simply gave up, and they shift from overprotectiveness to disinterest. From then forth, his parents acted as if Haruka did not exist. Haruka tried to regain his parents' attention by causing problems and disturbances, but his parents' attention was never directed at him again.
The victim of Prisoner 001 was a small child, clearly much less powerful than himself. It was the day of the fireworks festival. He targeted a child who had strayed from her parents. Haruka weeps, as he clumsily hides the body.
"This child's life was probably much more valuable than my own"
"A future much brighter than mine was probably awaiting this child"
"Why did I end up like this?"
Haruka cried, night after night after that, and repented. He thinks about the future of the child he murdered, and claws at his chest.
When he came to, he was strangling the neck of a second child.
Ultimately, Haruka had starved.
From an early age, Sakurai Haruka developed more slowly compared to his peers.
His overprotective parents would not accept that their child had developmental delays, and did not provide him with an educational environment suited to his needs.
The gap in developmental achievements between him and his peers kept widening, so much so that when Haruka reached 15 years old, he could still not adequately read kanji.
It was around that time that his parents simply gave up, and they shift from overprotectiveness to disinterest. From then forth, his parents acted as if Haruka did not exist. Haruka tried to regain his parents' attention by causing problems and disturbances, but his parents' attention was never directed at him again.
The victim of Prisoner 001 was a small child, clearly much less powerful than himself. It was the day of the fireworks festival. He targeted a child who had strayed from her parents. Haruka weeps, as he clumsily hides the body.
"This child's life was probably much more valuable than my own"
"A future much brighter than mine was probably awaiting this child"
"Why did I end up like this?"
Haruka cried, night after night after that, and repented. He thinks about the future of the child he murdered, and claws at his chest.
When he came to, he was strangling the neck of a second child.
Ultimately, Haruka had starved.
by Dazaizai April 6, 2025
Get the Haruka Sakurai mug.Hauke: Someone who is only smart in school, but anywhere else they are incredibly stupid. Incredibly easy to ragebait as they have a low iq.
Person 1: "Dude I thought you had a 4.0 GPA? How are you acting this stupid?"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
by Edward Robinson July 7, 2025
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Halfkin
noun | /ˈhæf.kɪn/
Coined by: Vivek Kori (India, 2025)
Definition:
Someone who is connected by both family and heart — not a full blood relative and not merely a step relation. A Halfkin is a person who shares a bond born from love, respect, and shared life rather than only bloodlines.
Example sentences:
“He’s my halfkin — same father, different mother, but one heart.”
“She isn’t my real sister, yet she’s my halfkin.”
“Family isn’t only blood — sometimes it’s halfkin too.”
Etymology:
From half (partial, shared) + kin (family, relation).
Created to describe modern blended families and emotional relationships that go beyond traditional terms like stepbrother or half-brother.
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> “Bound by heart, not just by blood.” 💙🤝🩷
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Halfkin
noun | /ˈhæf.kɪn/
Coined by: Vivek Kori (India, 2025)
Definition:
Someone who is connected by both family and heart — not a full blood relative and not merely a step relation. A Halfkin is a person who shares a bond born from love, respect, and shared life rather than only bloodlines.
Example sentences:
“He’s my halfkin — same father, different mother, but one heart.”
“She isn’t my real sister, yet she’s my halfkin.”
“Family isn’t only blood — sometimes it’s halfkin too.”
Etymology:
From half (partial, shared) + kin (family, relation).
Created to describe modern blended families and emotional relationships that go beyond traditional terms like stepbrother or half-brother.
Quote:
> “Bound by heart, not just by blood.” 💙🤝🩷
by Vivek kori October 9, 2025
Get the Halfkin mug.Excited/happy doing certain things or task with friends or family for bonding. This word is use for good purposes and not for bad things. Originated from philippines created by Melody L. Pineda last October 31, 2021 while merging their old squad G4L(Gaming4Legend) and the new created squad iG(Instict Godz) in mobile legends game.
Hayuk/hayok= excited/masaya
Hayuk na ako magcable kay fanny sa ML(Mobile Legends).
~>I am excited to cable using fanny on Mobile legends.
Nakaka hayuk maglaro ng ML(Mobile Legends)
~>I am very excited to play Mobile Legends
Ang Hayuk ko ngaun masyado.
~>I am too excited or happy right now.
Hayuk na ako magcable kay fanny sa ML(Mobile Legends).
~>I am excited to cable using fanny on Mobile legends.
Nakaka hayuk maglaro ng ML(Mobile Legends)
~>I am very excited to play Mobile Legends
Ang Hayuk ko ngaun masyado.
~>I am too excited or happy right now.
by yumikoshiba17 January 9, 2026
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